Doug vs. The Elephant

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Together with family and friends, tackling squamous cell carcinoma a.k.a. the Elephant in the Room 

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About Doug vs. The Elephant

Elephant on a sun drenched path

Our Journey

Whether it's cough syrup, carcinoma, or other icky 'c' words, we just call it The Elephant.  Why?  Elephants are cuter, have better phone emoji for replies and when they believe in something great, they can even fly.  Join us as we navigate life with a pachyderm and learn to eat it one bite at a time.


We're definitely learning as we go.  

We're glad to have you along for the ride.

Timeline

Week 1 - What's That Bump

Week 3 - Needles, Needles and more Needles

Week 2 - Oh Yeah, That's Not Good

Felt a bump in my neck. No biggie.  

Next day it was twice the size. Saw a doc.

Doctor said, "swollen lymph node."


I asked, "What if I want to treat this aggressively and be sure?"


Went to imaging.  CT results came back with words we didn't understand - words that ChatGPT translated into " Squamous cell carcinoma."  That doesn't sound good...

Week 2 - Oh Yeah, That's Not Good

Week 3 - Needles, Needles and more Needles

Week 2 - Oh Yeah, That's Not Good


Head CT

Torso CT

Scan a little here.  Scan a little there.


Looks like an elephant. Smells like an elephant.  It's definitely an elephant.  But what kind of elephant is it?

Week 3 - Needles, Needles and more Needles

Week 3 - Needles, Needles and more Needles

Week 3 - Needles, Needles and more Needles

Poke me here.  Poke me there.


Shove a probe up my nose to see the back of my tongue.  Scrape a bit here.  Tug a little there.


Ultrasound guided needle extraction.  Once.  Then twice when the first didn't take. 


Final answer: HPV-16.  Win!

Timeline 2

Week 4 - Care Team

Week 5 - Tachyon, Photon, Proton - Oh My!

Week 5 - Tachyon, Photon, Proton - Oh My!

More dates than a newlywed. And a new vocabulary.  Mostly just -ologys


Hematology / Oncology

Radiation Oncology

Otolaryngology

Speech Language Pathology

Patient Care Coordinator

Week 5 - Tachyon, Photon, Proton - Oh My!

Week 5 - Tachyon, Photon, Proton - Oh My!

Week 5 - Tachyon, Photon, Proton - Oh My!


Photons vs. Photons.

Who knew?

Week 6 - War

Week 5 - Tachyon, Photon, Proton - Oh My!

Week 6 - War

Preparing for War

Moments captured: A visual journey through the first phases of Elephant Discovery

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    In the Care of Fred Hutchinson Elephant Center

    820 Yale Avenue North, Seattle, WA, USA

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